This woman and her husband came out of the supermarket. She said, 'I'll put the shopping in the car and you get the baby.'
The husband said, 'Alright.' And off he went. A few minutes later he was back at the car.
The woman said, 'Hey, that's not our baby.'
The man said, 'Shut up, it's a better pram.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
boring
I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
marriage
Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
love
When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
frogs
What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.
politicians
Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
vampires
What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
Dracula
Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
get lost
I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.
bankers
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only
four tellers?
