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Joke Topic - 'Baby'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Baby'.


How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?

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Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!

a skeleton

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.


What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.


Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.


Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.


What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.


Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.


What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.


Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.

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