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Joke Topic - 'Baby'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Baby'.

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How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.


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cold

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
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a skeleton

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
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zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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cannibals

What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.
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diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
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cannibals

Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.

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