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Joke Topic - 'Bachelor'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bachelor'.

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Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.


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cows

Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow
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people

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.
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consultants

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
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cows

Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
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calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
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parrots

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
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computer programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.

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