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Joke Topic - 'Bachelor'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bachelor'.


Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.

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Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow


What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.


Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.


How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.


Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.


Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.


Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.


What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.

computer programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.

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