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Joke Topic - 'Bachelor'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bachelor'.

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Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.


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Dinosaurs

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Polish

David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.
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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
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Cows

What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
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King

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
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Ghosts

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
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Cars

This is not an abandoned vehicle
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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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Water

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.

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