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Joke Topic - 'Bachelors'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bachelors'.


A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

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