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Joke Topic - 'Bachelors'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bachelors'.

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A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
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How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
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Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.


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imagine

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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doctor

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
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antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
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Christmas

I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.
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dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
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apathetic

I used to be apathetic ... but now I don't care
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porridge

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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the ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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cookies

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

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