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Joke Topic - 'Backwards'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Backwards'.

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What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.


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burglar

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
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blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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succeed

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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the Titanic

Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?
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baseball

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
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dentists

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
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elephants

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
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carpets

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.
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boyfriends

You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

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