Joke Topic - 'Backwards'

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.

You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.