My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
restaurants
Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?
pianos
Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.
dalmatians
Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
light bulbs
How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
blondes
What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
paranoid
Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
puzzles
What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
cows
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
knock knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
