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Joke Topic - 'Bacon'


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My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'


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restaurants

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?
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pianos

Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.
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dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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light bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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blondes

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
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paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
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puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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cows

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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knock knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?

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