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Joke Topic - 'Bacteria'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bacteria'.


He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!

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Do me a favor...Steal this car.


Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.


Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.


Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated


Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?


If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.


What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.


What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.

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