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Joke Topic - 'Bacteria'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bacteria'.

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He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.
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Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!


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Cars

Do me a favor...Steal this car.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated
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Sausages

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
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Opinions

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Kangaroos

What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.

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