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Joke Topic - 'Bacteria'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bacteria'.


He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!

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the lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?


What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.


How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?


What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.


If I throw a stick, will you leave?


A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."


Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.


Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.


How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.

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