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Joke Topic - 'Bacteria'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bacteria'.

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He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.
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Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!


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the lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
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cats

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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Scottish

How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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ducks

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
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throw

If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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food

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."
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girlfriends

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
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journalists

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
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rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.

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