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Joke Topic - 'Bad Advice'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bad Advice'.

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Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.


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a musician

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
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pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
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restaurant

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.
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surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.
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astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
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nothing

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.
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soccer

How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.

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