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Joke Topic - 'Bad Breath'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bad Breath'.

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What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.


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amnesia

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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rabbits

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
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a pack of cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'
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the ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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passengers

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
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car drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
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snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.

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