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Joke Topic - 'Bad Breath'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bad Breath'.


What do mice use to avoid bad breath?

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What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.


Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.


What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.


Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).

a pack of cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'

the ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!


Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

car drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.


What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.

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