Joke Topic - 'Bad Luck'

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.

Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.

What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're stupid.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.