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Joke Topic - 'Bad Manners'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bad Manners'.


Which reindeer has bad manners?

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Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.


She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".


A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."


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Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.


Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.

light bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.


Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.

the cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.

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