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Joke Topic - 'Bad Manners'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bad Manners'.

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Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.


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cooks

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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parents

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
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cannibals

A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
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read

If you can't read
Watch this space
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doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
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witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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light bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
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apes

Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.
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the cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.

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