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Joke Topic - 'Badminton'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Badminton'.

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What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.


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optician

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
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Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
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marriage

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
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cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
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rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Christmas

What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
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lizards

Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
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puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.

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