Here are some randomly selected joke topics
optician
Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
Scottish
What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
marriage
Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
cats
Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
rabbits
How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
Christmas
What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
lizards
Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
puzzles
What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
baby
What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
