Joke Topic - 'Bagpipes'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bagpipes'.

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.

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