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Joke Topic - 'Bagpipes'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bagpipes'.

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How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.


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