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Joke Topic - 'Bagpipes'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bagpipes'.

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How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.


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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
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Work

Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
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Minimum

What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.
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Favorite

What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Bankers

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
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Scotsman

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.

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