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Joke Topic - 'Bagpipes'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bagpipes'.
How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
A moving target is harder to hit.
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Drunks
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
Work
Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
Minimum
What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.
Minidad.
Favorite
What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
Jingle Smells.
Politicians
If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
People
What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
Acne carriages.
Bankers
Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
He lost interest.
Scotsman
How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
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