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Joke Topic - 'Bait'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bait'.

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When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!


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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Tuba

How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste.
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Crab

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
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Working

Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.

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