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Joke Topic - 'Bait'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bait'.
When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
Bookworms!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Christmas Trees
Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
They both drop their needles.
Tuba
How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste.
With a tuba toothpaste.
Teachers
Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
Crab
Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
Because he kept pinching things.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
Working
Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
Politicians
Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
Doggie Bags
Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
Soccer
What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
Hog the ball.
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