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Joke Topic - 'Bait'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bait'.


When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?

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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.


How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste.


Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.


Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.


Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!


Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!


Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.

Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.


What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.

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