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Joke Topic - 'Bait'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bait'.

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When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!


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dogs

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
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pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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sour cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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paranoid

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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wives

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
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Henry VIII

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
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teacher

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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clouds

What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.

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