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Joke Topic - 'Bake'


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Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.


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Oranges

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
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Parrots

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
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Astronomers

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Baseball

Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Notice

Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing
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A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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A Man

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
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Stupid

Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.
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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.

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