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Joke Topic - 'Bake'


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Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.


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Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
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Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
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