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Joke Topic - 'Baker'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Baker'.


Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.

There was a Scottish baker who tried to economize by making the holes in his doughnuts bigger. He soon gave it up, though. The bigger the hole was the more dough he had to put round it.

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