Joke Topic - 'Bakers'

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.

What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.