Joke Topic - 'Bakers'

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.

I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.