Here are some randomly selected joke topics
photographers
Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
cannonball
My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
cannibals
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
blondes
How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Christmas
Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.
lawyers
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.
TV
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
blondes
Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
pigs
How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.