Joke Topic - 'Bald'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bald'.

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.

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Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.

Exits are on the way out

Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!

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