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Joke Topic - 'Bald'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bald'.

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I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.


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baseball

Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
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exits

Exits are on the way out
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peace and quiet

Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.
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biscuits

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
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currents

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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idiot

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Rome

How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!

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