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Joke Topic - 'Bald'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bald'.

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I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.


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Commentator

Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.
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Brake

I brake for Hallucinations.
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Cowards

Cowards rule - If that's OK with you
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
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Bananas

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
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Repeat Offenders

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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Front Door

What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.
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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
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Polar Bears

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.

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