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Joke Topic - 'Balloon'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Balloon'.

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What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'


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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Time

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.
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Onions

How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
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Synonyms

Is there another word for synonym?
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Boss

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.
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Elephants

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

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