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Joke Topic - 'Balloons'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Balloons'.

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Three men were in a balloon. They got caught in a storm and after being tossed about, they got lost. When the storm calmed down, they eventually floated passed a man on the ground.
They yelled "Where are we?"
The man replied "You are in a balloon".
One of the men in the balloon turned to the others and said "that man is obviously a lawyer".
How can you tell?, the two asked.
"It's easy, the information he gave is totally accurate, and completely useless".


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Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
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Computers

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
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Football

Football is only a game - until your team loses.
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Bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
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Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
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Butter

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
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Quasimodo

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.

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