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Joke Topic - 'Banana'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Banana'.

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Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.


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Politicians

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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Computers

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
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Minimum

What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
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Parrots

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
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Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".

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