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Joke Topic - 'Band'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Band'.


Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.

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Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.


"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."


This is not an abandoned vehicle


Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.


What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'


What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.


I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.


What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.

Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

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