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Joke Topic - 'Band'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Band'.

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Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.


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Praying

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
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Cars

This is not an abandoned vehicle
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Diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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Man

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
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Mice

What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.
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Doctors

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
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Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
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Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

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