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Joke Topic - 'Bankers'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bankers'.

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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.

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