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Joke Topic - 'Bankers'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bankers'.

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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
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If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.


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Blondes

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
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Vacation

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
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Mumble

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Dog

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Mouse

How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.
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Friendship

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