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Joke Topic - 'Bankrupt'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bankrupt'.


Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.

Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.

Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.

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They head for the Dead Sea.


Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.


What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.


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What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.

An Outsider

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What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.

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