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Joke Topic - 'Bankrupt'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bankrupt'.

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Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.
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Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
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Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Consultants

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
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Vacation

Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
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Pencil

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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Hands

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
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Police

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
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Cannibals

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
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An Outsider

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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Railway

Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel
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Towels

What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.

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