Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - B / Joke Topic - Bar - 1

Joke Topic - 'Bar'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Bar'.

$text4

A guy runs in a bar and he asks the bartender for 24 shots of his finest whisky. When the bartender has poured the shots the guy drinks them down as fast as possible. The bartender says "wow I've never seen anyone drink that fast before" and the guy says "You would to if you had what I had" and the bartender says "What is it you have?" And the guy says "25 cents" and runs out of the bar.
$text4

A woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm. The local drunk saw this and asked, "Say there, whatcha doin' with that pig?" "That's not a pig, stupid!" she said coldly."That's a duck." "I know," replied the drunk. "I was talking to the duck."
$text4

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went into a bar. The Englishman stood a round of drinks, the Irishman stood a round of drinks and the Scotsman stood around.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Skeleton

Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
$text4

Blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
$text4

Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
$text4

Teeth

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
$text4

Experts

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
$text4

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
$text4

Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
$text4

Pigs

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
$text4

Cannibals

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.

This is page 1 of 1