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Joke Topic - 'Bargains'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bargains'.

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Store Owner: l'd just like to know one thing: Why do you always pick my store to rob?
Shoplifter: Because you always advertise such great bargains.


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Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
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Waiter: What will you have, sir?
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How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
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Who's there?
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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP.

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