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Joke Topic - 'Barman'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Barman'.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the barman, 'Was I in here last night?'
'You certainly were,' replies the barman.
'And did I spend a lot of money?'
'You spent over £100', replies the barman.
'Thank god for that,' says the man, 'I thought I'd wasted it.'

A polar bear walks in to a bar and says to the barman. "I'll have a Gin and..........................tonic."
"Why the big pause?" replies the barman. The Polar bear looks down at this hands and says
"What do you mean, I've always had them."

Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."

Two television sets walk into a bar and the barman says "sorry, but we don't serve your kind in this bar".
One television turns to the other and says "I thought that we'd get a better reception than this in here".

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?

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