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Joke Topic - 'Barman'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Barman'.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the barman, 'Was I in here last night?'
'You certainly were,' replies the barman.
'And did I spend a lot of money?'
'You spent over £100', replies the barman.
'Thank god for that,' says the man, 'I thought I'd wasted it.'
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A polar bear walks in to a bar and says to the barman. "I'll have a Gin and..........................tonic."
"Why the big pause?" replies the barman. The Polar bear looks down at this hands and says
"What do you mean, I've always had them."
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Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
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Two television sets walk into a bar and the barman says "sorry, but we don't serve your kind in this bar".
One television turns to the other and says "I thought that we'd get a better reception than this in here".
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What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?


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Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
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Operating

He's always operating in stand-by mode.
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Jewelry

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
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Reindeer

Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
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Well Off

Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.
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Computers

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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Blondes

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.

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