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Joke Topic - 'Baseball'


Here are 11 jokes on the topic - 'Baseball'.

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A young boy got lost at a baseball game. He went up to a police officer and said "I've lost my father."
"What's he like?" asked the officer.
"Beer and women," replied the boy.
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And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
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In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
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What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
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What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.
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What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.
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What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.
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Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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