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Joke Topic - 'Basketball'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Basketball'.

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What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
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What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
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What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.
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Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.


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Blondes

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
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Varnish

How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.
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License

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
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Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Mother

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
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Jog

Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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The Internet

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.

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