Joke Topic - 'Batman'

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.

What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.

What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.