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Joke Topic - 'Batman'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Batman'.

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How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
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My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
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What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.


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Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.
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Ship

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
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Abdominable

What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.
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Deer

What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
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Criticism

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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Business

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.

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