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Joke Topic - 'Batman'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Batman'.


How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.

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My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.


What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.


What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.


What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!


"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."


Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya who?
Nunya business.


Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.

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