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Joke Topic - 'Beach'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Beach'.

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Two men met each other on the beach at Majorca.
One looked at the other and asked, 'Are you brown from the sun?'
'No,' replied the other, 'I'm Smith from The Times.'
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Two seagulls were flying over the beach at a seaside resort one boiling hot August Bank Holiday afternoon. Every way they looked, there were so many people there wasn't a speck of sand to be seen.
'Ah,' said one to the other contemptuously, 'takes all the skill out of it, doesn't it?'
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What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.


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The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Ducks

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
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Scotsman

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
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Eggs

Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.
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Snowmen

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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Blondes

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.

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