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Joke Topic - 'Beauty'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Beauty'.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
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Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.


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Doctors

When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.
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Cat

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
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Barbers

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Wife

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
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Vampires

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
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Lumberjacks

I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.
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Pistachios

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?

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