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Joke Topic - 'Beauty'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Beauty'.


Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.

Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.


What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!


How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.


I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.


What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.


I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.


What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.


Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?

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