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Joke Topic - 'Bee'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bee'.

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Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
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Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!


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Cats

What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
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Sings

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
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Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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Quiet

It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.
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A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.
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Dinosaurs

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Supports

He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.

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