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Joke Topic - 'Beef'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Beef'.


Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef

What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!

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Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.

Women Drivers

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.


What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.

Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al who?
Al be seeing you.


Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.

Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.


Exits are on the way out


How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.


What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.

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