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Joke Topic - 'Beef'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Beef'.

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Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
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What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!


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Golf

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
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Women Drivers

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.
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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
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Accountants

Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.
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Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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Exits

Exits are on the way out
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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Skeleton

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.

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