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Joke Topic - 'Beggar'


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A woman gives a beggar 50 cents the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
Because the beggar is a woman.


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Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
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Pigs

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
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Dogs

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
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Beer

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
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Ghosts

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
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Bald

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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Noisiest

What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.

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