Joke Topic - 'Believe'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.

Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.

A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."

You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.