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Joke Topic - 'Believe'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Believe'.


Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.

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No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max who?
Max no difference to me.

Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.


Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.


Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.


A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."


You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.

Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."


Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.


What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.

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