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Joke Topic - 'Bell'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bell'.

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Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.
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Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.


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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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Hypochondria

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Blondes

Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
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School

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
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The Alphabet

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

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