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Joke Topic - 'Bell'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bell'.


Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.


Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.


Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.


Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni


Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.

The Alphabet

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?


What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

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