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Joke Topic - 'Bicycle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bicycle'.

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My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.


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Burgers

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
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Birthdays

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
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Baseball

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
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Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
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Bugs

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Arguing

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
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Experts

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
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Dog

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
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Judges

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.

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