Joke Topic - 'Bicycle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bicycle'.

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.

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Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.

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Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.

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