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Joke Topic - 'Bicycles'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Bicycles'.

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Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.
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What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.
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What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.


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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
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Parakeets

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Vegetables

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
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King Kong

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
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License

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Witches

What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.

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