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Joke Topic - 'Bifocals'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bifocals'.

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You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.


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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
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Politicians

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
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Weddings

My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.
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Idiot

Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Gifts

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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Doctors

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
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Salad

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
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Doctors

My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
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Idiots

All men are idiots....I married their king.

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