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Joke Topic - 'Bills'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bills'.

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What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.


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Girlfriends

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.
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Cows

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
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Cows

What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
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Sheep

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
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Light Bulbs

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).
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Speak

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
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Work

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Scariest

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

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