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Joke Topic - 'Bird'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bird'.


How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.

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Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.


Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.


How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?


What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.


Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.


What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.

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