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Joke Topic - 'Bird'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bird'.

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How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
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Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.


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Computers

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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Voters

Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
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Change

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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Government

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
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Alcohol

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.

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