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Joke Topic - 'Birthday Party'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Birthday Party'.


Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.


Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.


Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'


Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.


How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.


How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.

Black And White

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.


How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.

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