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Joke Topic - 'Birthday Party'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Birthday Party'.

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Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.


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Mosquito

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
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Even

How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.
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Black And White

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
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Skeleton

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.

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