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Joke Topic - 'Birthday'

Here are 7 jokes on the topic - 'Birthday'.

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A kindly old lady saw a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked.
'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I got a bicycle and a playstation and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards.' and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard.
'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'So why are you crying?'
'Because I'm lost!'

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.

It was Hamish's birthday and to celebrate he offered his friend, Hector, a really tiny glass of whisky.
"There you are Hector. That's a 15-year-old malt whisky."
"ls it now?" said Hector looking at the minuscule measure. "It's very small for its age!"

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but every morning I pass your house on my way to work, and couldn't help noticing that every day you hit your husband on the head with a loaf of bread."
"That's right."
"Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake."
"Well, today is his birthday."

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

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