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Joke Topic - 'Biscuits'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Biscuits'.

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Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Well, that means you're crackers!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
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Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
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Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.


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Singing

Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
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Cereal

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.
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Cats

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
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Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
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Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
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Teachers

School children march over new teachers
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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Christmas

I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.

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