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Joke Topic - 'Biting'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Biting'.

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Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.


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Magistrates

Magistrates act to keep theaters open
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Divorce

We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.
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Witches

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.
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A Voice

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
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Movies

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Fleas

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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Books

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.

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