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Joke Topic - 'Biting'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Biting'.


Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.

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They use scare spray.

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Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.

Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.


What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red who?


Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.

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