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Joke Topic - 'Bliss'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bliss'.

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If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.


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Spoken

"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
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Scottish

Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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Butter

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.
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Cannibals

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.
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The Big Bad Wolf

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
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Worry

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

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