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Joke Topic - 'Bliss'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bliss'.


If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

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"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."


Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.


How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.


Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.


Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?


What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.


Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.

The Big Bad Wolf

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?


Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

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