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Joke Topic - 'Blood Test'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Blood Test'.

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Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.
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Rome

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
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Cats

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
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Cellphones

What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
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Vampires

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
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Dogs

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Scared

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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