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Joke Topic - 'Bones'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bones'.

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Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.
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How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.


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Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
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Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
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Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
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Computers

What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.
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A Married Man

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.
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Soccer

How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.
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Executives

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?

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