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Joke Topic - 'Bones'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bones'.


Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.

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How the dickens should I know?

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