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Joke Topic - 'Book'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Book'.

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My brother read a book about Davy Crockett.
He said, 'Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?'
I said, 'No, I didn't.'
He said, 'Well he did you know. He had a right ear, a left ear and a wild frontear.'
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What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.


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The Alphabet

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Fat

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
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Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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Ducks

What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.
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Hotels

Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
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Dynamite

What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."

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