My brother read a book about Davy Crockett.
He said, 'Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?'
I said, 'No, I didn't.'
He said, 'Well he did you know. He had a right ear, a left ear and a wild frontear.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
The Alphabet
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Fat
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
Eggs
Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
Light Bulbs
How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
Ducks
What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.
Hotels
Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
Dynamite
What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
Flies
What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
Light Bulbs
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."