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Joke Topic - 'Book'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Book'.


My brother read a book about Davy Crockett.
He said, 'Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?'
I said, 'No, I didn't.'
He said, 'Well he did you know. He had a right ear, a left ear and a wild frontear.'

What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.

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The Alphabet

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?


Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.


Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.

Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.


What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.


Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'


What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.


What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.

Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."

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